Some people got a bit mad about me just blatantly calling Misti a ho, and just writing it off as her nature.

What I have to say about this is pretty simplistic. All of the characters in this comic come from a standard cliche of some sort. They get fleshed out when it's their turn to shine. This is not Misti's turn to shine. The prologue is her turn to be a plot device that half of the male readers will not stop calling hot.

Note to male readers: do not drool over pixelated girls, they will just break your hearts.

Note to female readers: I am still single. And still sexy.

Note to pirates: yar har, har yar yar yar.