I am pretty sure that everyone hates morning radio. I mean, these people are so happy and cheerful while playing such crappy music and delivering the morning news and weather. What's their problem? can't they just chill out and act like normal people for one morning?

I imagine it would go something like this; "What up. You're listenin to the radio. I'm about to go hop in the shower, so I'm gonna play some tunes for you for about fifteen minutes. After that, I'll hook you guys up with some news and weather. Peace."