Frequently Asked Questions

I will add a witty quote here and everyone will think I am hilarious.

Q: What video game is your sprites from?

A: You suck, kid. "is your sprites?" Do you call that good grammar? Or do you call it good grammer?

Bottomline: I drew all of these 'sprites' myself in adobe photoshop and then enlarged them to 200% magnification on nearest neighbor. The only sprites that I didn't make are directly recognizable from final fantasy games. And those are only in the prologue. I think I may have stolen mario and link somewhere for a poster or bed spread too. In fact I know I did, because I'm a hack. Go home people, the shows over.

Q: Where do you get your inspiration?

A: Your mom.

Q: I want to start a sprite/pixel comic, do you have any pointers?

A: Don't.

But seriously folks, the odds are very high that no matter how much advice I give you will either be argued, flat out ignored, or will be unacheivable because of something unforseen. So, no. Learn your craft on your own. You'll thank me for it. Unless you don't learn anything. Then you suck.

Q: Will you link my comic?

A: If it has more than 20 updates, and shows promise to continue updating, then I may be able to squeeze in a review on my links page. The front page links are for comics that I actually want to read regularly. Also, if I link your site on my links page, my review will be honest and to the point.

Q: Mr. Tip, how do you juggle this comic, work, an active part in the fine arts, and what I'm sure is an endless stream of hot, hot ladies waiting to get a piece of you? Where do you find the time?

A: That's a good question. You see, if something is important enough to you, you learn to make time to do it at the expense of other activities. It's all about completing the task at hand. For instance, if there's a comic that needs to be done, I find someway to fit it into my schedule. If there's a young lady that needs my attention, I uh... find time for them too?

Seriously ladies, call me.

Q: Q-Tip, What's your real name?

A: It is Shut Up, Stupid.

The third.

Q: Why are you being such a prick?

A: Sorry, my dog has been recently diagnosed with cancer. I guess all the horrible crap I'm feeling right now is just coming out and being aimed at you questions. I'm sorry.

Q: Really?

A: No.

Get out of here you gullible buffoon.

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